There’s something about Isla Fisher, this red-headed beauty, that captivates me. I think she is more of a case of curiousity for me. Yes she has a pretty face, no doubt about that, lovely curves and a stunning shade of golden-orange hair if you ask me. I guess the thing that gets to me the most is the question that has crossed every guy’s mind who’s got the hots for her: how on earth did somebody as mighty fine as her get hitched to one of Britain’s horrendous-looking celebrity? And a humorless one at that, I may add. Then it hit me. Ofcourse! What else could it be? She is into hairy guys with huge dicks.
So it didn’t come as a huge surprise when these leaked pics landed in my inbox at work one day. Isla Fisher riding Borat’s big dong on the couch while rubbing her sweet clit. I’m not sure when these pics were taken but there’s one shot taken at a beach where Isla is fully naked while her husband Borat is peeing in the bushes with his trademark bikini on. Wow…these two are into some kinky roleplaying shit. Well, I should’ve known when I first saw her on tv that angelic-looking girls are often the ones who are sex kittens in bed.
Is it even possible to be jealous that Isla Fisher is just so… available to everybody’s fantasies because she’s a celebrity? That sounds retarded, I know, but I just feel protective of her, especially since her career is just blooming, and I want to preserve the glittery sexiness that her fresh presence lets off. I mean, check her out in this photoshoot. I know it’s already over a year old, but damn, I can’t get over how hot she looks here, in this shoot for Allure magazine. The way the afternoon sun hits her skin is just perfect, and you know she’s destined to be this perfect when she bounces back to her sexy self (sexier!) just a year after giving birth to her daughter by Sacha Baron Cohen. And a redhead! Hot damn. Isla Fisher, I have my own confession to make: you’re sexy as hell, and I’d like to do things to you and run away with you to our private paradise island, ride naked on unicorns, pick berries everyday, and have amazing sex with you out in the open, all day.
Sorry for getting carried away by all of this, it’s this set of sexy photoshoot pictures of Isla Fisher that’s driving me batshit insane over her. If you know exactly what I’m feeling and can relate, you should hit the link. But even if you don’t, you should still check out the rest of the photoshoot if you don’t want to miss out.
The quiet and unassuming ones usually have the more hard-packed dirt hidden up their skirts, I’ve always thought. And when limelight-shy celebs give fans a little glimpse into their personalities and quirks, people are bound to expand what scant piece of fact they come up with. So when Isla Fisher told in an interview that she finds facial hair sexy and that she has a fake handlebar mustache at home to wear when alone with Sacha Baron Cohen, my thumb-twiddling mind goes into overdrive.
Who would think demure Isla Fisher would be into something kinky as having a fetish for facial hair? I’d imagine the rough, moan-inducing grinding she does when she rubs her wet pussy all over Sacha’s morning stubble; she’s lucky the guy wears facial hair quite liberally. Then all the while Isla goes riding her man’s five o’ clock shadow, Sacha wriggles his tongue up her clit and lets her cum wildly with short, punctured gasps on his face. Once she’s done, she tears the handlebar mustache off her face and begins tickling her still-throbbing vagina with it, letting out another orgasmic shudder.
I only wish there were pictures of Isla Fisher living out her fetish, but hey, there are more nude pictures of Isla Fisher here to feed our fantasizing heads. Thank goodness we’ve rounded up more of Isla Fisher’s nude photos online, and we’ve compiled them for you, so you can engage in your own bizarre fetishes with Isla’s tits and pussy luring you into creative thought.
Oh, the red carpet. This stretch of glamorized rug has had its share of stars either strutting magnificently across it, radiant and untouchable, or otherwise bungling up their once-praised images as kings and queens of fashionable entrances. With every misstep in wardrobe choices, the carpet gets drenched in redder and more redder blood, and it is us savage purveyors who make sure their embarassing moments outshine their better ones. Isla Fisher is no stranger to the good ol’ red carpet mishap, as evident in these photos of her embarassing booty slip during the 2007 Golden Globes. But really, what does that tell her and her career? That she needs to slip out of wholesome roles and bare her body to the public? Three guesses says she heeded that naughty voice inside her head and went au naturale.
Of course, guessing is entirely unnecessary here: just check out Isla Fisher as she undresses and flings off her limiting image as the demure Hollywood sweetheart, linked right here from your favorite blog. We’ve got you covered on more nude titty and booty shots of “Isla Flasher”, as her savage friends have dubbed her. Oh, and she lives up to her alias. Very much indeed.
Back when Isla Fisher was filming for Wedding Crashers in 2005, she said in an interview that she had no problems with nudity on the set, but it was her fiance Sacha Baron Cohen who prohibited her from stripping nude. It’s all well and good, Sacha; you might’ve actually gotten plus points on being the gallant and protective boyfriend, which actually nabs you ladies scooting closer to you during bus rides. But here’s the thing, my good man: Isla Fisher might have skipped stripping for Wedding Crashers and used a body double, but looky here, it’s Miss Isla, getting her excessive nudity on. It’s no scrimpy nip slip, crotch shot, or, god forbid, an overrated wardrobe malfunction; geez people, I’d rather experience the worst dry spell in history than get showered with one wardrobe malfunction after another. That’s softcore, man.
Anyway, here again we have Isla Fisher, riveting as a redhead, and baring her breasts for our over-imaginative minds to suck, pinch, and grapple. Those titties look ready for some mashing, I must say, and there are more of that here in Isla Fisher Nude.